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HOT TO PLOT! DANCING DEMONS AND JAUNTY REGS CAUGHT ON FILM! "J'ACCUSE...! OF TWO-STEP CAHOOTS!" SHOUT OUTRAGED PARENTS GROUPS. BUT IS DANCING MERELY A CONCEIT? ANONYMOUS TOP BRASS SOURCES SAY "MAYBE"

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